LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The chunky groundhog was attacked by a hawk, As the big hawk ate him, she went squawk, squawk, Squawk, His real name in life, was Phil, He t...

Bell fish are swimming and mating, way out in the bay, They go ding and they go dong, and they ding dong all day, Baby bell fish are chimes,...

A tiger was climbing way, way up high in a tall tree, He was after a sparrow, but that bird flew off to sea, When the giant tiger found, He ...

Jimmy was a mighty condor, who ate old potato buns, But every time he ate them, Jimmy Condor got the runs, Jimmy took some pills, To cure hi...

My cat lived in the big barn, where it is ice cream cone cold And now my barn dwelling cat, is getting kitty cat old, Every night he shook a...