LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The dumb dinosaur, he just went way too far, When he ate up grandma's old Volkswagen car, Grandma used her big straw broom, It was the d...

There is a little hominid, and he thinks I'm his Uncle Lee, I am clearly a spider monkey, a spider monkey, I be, I do not walk on two hi...

I never saw a dinosaur, until I was almost ten, Daddy caught one in our backyard, and put it in a pen, We named the dinosaur, Dr. Grew, Afte...

I went out to Little Twin Lake, to find me a sabre tooth weasel. I wanted to paint his picture on a canvass, held by an easel. Found the wea...

I went to see the dinosaur that was living down the street, I never saw his bod before, just the tracks left by his feet, I and the dino bec...

With my bestest friends, Bill and Dave, We went exploring in a cave, We found a Mastodon, We named him Ron, He was bones, it was his grave. ...

The dinosaur in my crawlspace, ate my dog and cat, I told him it wasn't funny, and that he was not all that! That big buns dino turd, Ne...

I went fishing for some giggles and thrills, And maybe a flopping mess of bluegills, I caught a huge snag, I don't like to brag, It was ...

A pterodactyl flew off with my banana, A triceratops ripped off my bandana,  A brontosaurus stole my car, An ichthyosaur grabbed my gu...

Tony thought he was immortal, Because he found a time-warp portal, Tony traveled way, way back, But, good coordinates, he did lack, Tony end...

I use to raise dinosaurs, and sold them to stores as food, Then along comes this fella, says he's a dinosaur dude, He said dinos are nic...

When giant dinosaurs roamed around, You could feel their big feet pound the ground, When they let out their roar, Monkey poop hit the floor,...

I once knew this big bad dinosaur, and his name was Tex, Tex got in a bar fight, and ate a Tyrannosaurus rex, Tex was well endowed, With a v...

My dinosaur, she ran away, To the park, where she could play, She drank some pond water, Sat on the teeter-totter, Then slid down the slide;...