LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I bought crypto-currency, and I got a surprise, I had laser beams, flying out of my beady eyes, I eye laser some nice pork, Drank red wine t...

I turned into blubber by taking the cabs, So, I went to the gym to build up my abs, I turned my soft blubber, Into a hard rubber, I changed ...

I needed to go to market to get me some dill, All would be fine, but the market is up the hill, That's where my car will not go, Uphill;...