LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I'm investing money in those political memes, It's just like buying chocolates, full of sugar creams, You could taste, pickle sour, ...

Uncle Lee ran for parliament, because he thought through parliament, he could rule, There is no parliament in the U.S., he'd have known ...

I went way downtown, and got me a pretty kitty cat, Kitty cats are very popular, some would say they're brat, At the kitty store, I boug...

I was on the down ballot, on the down ballot way down deep, Running for the coveted office, listed as County Creep, Unopposed was I, But we ...

Every holiday it's not surprising,🙄 With all the family tensions rising,😡 After all our nasties are said,🙊 We sit down and break brea...

I went to see the King of Pudding, and the King first had me jailed, Because I did not like his puddings, the King next had me impaled,  I a...

Big Ugly Gator took my books, and burned them all, Gator burned my coloring books, that made me bawl, He then gave me a book, On how pork, I...

The authorities are demanding, I give up one hour of sleep, But I'm thinking, that maybe, that sleep I should keep, Daylight Savings Tim...

There was a troll who trolled on Twitter, He lost an election and became real bitter, His only employment was house sitter, Couldn't get...

There were so many election day trolls, Who have nefarious goals, Many come from overseas, Offering nude body sleaze, And, tell fibs about v...

Because he did not like my looks, Florida's Gov. took away my books, He confiscated my weed, I have nothing to read, The Gov. and his la...