LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I bought a dozen large, chicken eggs, Inside, I found beaks, eyes, guts and legs, Near as I could tell, These eggs were not well, The store ...

I went to Twitter and I couldn't twit a tweet, I felt really low, I felt deep defeat, I did not get bitter, Because they signed me off T...

I have been banned from all social media on earth, All my comments are deleted, from my death back until my birth, I guess I'll have a m...