LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I was on some wicked water skies, When attacked by vicious honey bees, The bees attacked my pale, naked knees, The poison made my leg muscle...

When the tuna and mayonnaise spoil, And you have nothing to feed the highness, the royal, Grab a cup of toothpaste, Mix in cough drops to ta...

I kissed a blue dragon, and it stung me on the lips, I swear that the poison went straight to my hips, It hurt my hips bad, My eyes teared u...

There once was a shy, young tiger named Jitters, Jitters liked eating little furry critters, Along comes a rattlesnake, He said his name was...

Two rattlesnakes snuck up on a bird, They thought their soft rattles, were not heard, Then along came a hound pup, He ate those snakes for h...