LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The big leaves were soft and gentle; a toilet paper we got for free, We bagged it up and sold each 5 lb. bag, for $29.93, My family made mon...

My pet goldfish Larry, only has one big fin, He swims real funny, when he surfaces for din, His bowl sits on the floor, Right behind the fro...

My small family of four, was running out of precious food to eat, All we had left was a can of herring, and a jar of pigs feet, We checked w...

I use to have a store job, and  work daily, but got laid off from the store, The owner said, he could not buy stuff to sell at a profit, any...