LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My sister, Katerina, came over to visit me, Katerina visited, as my retained attorney, She brought over her male kid, Boy, oh boy, what that...

I had a gigantic, stuffed panda bear, named Sammy, He married my cute, stuffed koala bear, named Tammy, They had an alpha cub, His name was ...

My dog Gerty likes to dig a big hole, Hunting for the vicious, underground mole, She plays at catch and release, Leaves the dirt diggers in ...

I put beans in my snowman, to see if he would get gassy and grow, Low and behold he farted, and the fart had a big yellowish glow, I didn...

My little bull terrier, thinks he's a flying dinosaur, He climbs up on the furniture, and jumps four feet or more, He knocked over Uncle...

If I really liked the snow, Then today, outside I'd go, I'd make snow angels, and make wings grow, I'd build a fort; give enemie...

Today I'll.go outside, if I can, To make me a perfect snowman, First I roll some snowballs, Then I stack them up, talls, Then I rub him ...