LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

You know, I only have three fingers; I only have three toes, I come from the distant, planet Mars, and that's just how it goes, We are b...

I am so stuck on this planet, earth, Been stuck here since my mother gave birth, It is:  on earth born, on earth bury, Yet, I feel interplan...

I rode a great big spaceship all the way to Mars, To write an article on their electric cars, I went to my Martian hotel, To rest there for ...

Jim is just a squatter on this little blue ball, earth, Jim squats, and squats, and squats, and grows a bigger girth,  One day Jim will gala...

There once was a planet, way out in space, They loved their plastics, even put them in their face, But plastic poisons the inside, All life ...