LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Jack went to the planet Terra Pox, and Jack got very sick I think it was the tasty lox, that laid Jack down so quick, Jack's belly gurgl...

I once knew this scientist named Pete, The only thing he studied was feet, He said what lurked among us, Was a terminal foot fungus, And toe...

I went swimming in a scum-pond, wearing shorts, My body got covered with black, squishy warts, I scissored them off, But developed a cough, ...

When I lie I get an ache in my tooth, But I can't stand to tell ma the truth, It wasn't a foul fox, That gave my brother the pox, It...

On the b-ball court Tucker was truly, not tall, Then, he got a shot and big went his ball, But, his coordinates were poor, His ball flew out...

I don't know a pair of ducks from a paradox, I can't tell a pair of dogs from a couple of fox, But, one thing is clear, If you spill...