LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a diet on Pete's docket, but Pete had pudding on his breath, The doctor said, if Pete eats more pudding, his prognosis will be...

The doctor put a patch on top of my eye, Because I would itch it until I would cry, Then I itched the top of my head, Until my hair turned b...

Leon's doctor said, Leon's guts were tied up in knots, He said food in Leon's belly, just lays there and rots, He said Leon hadn...

My algorithms are not good, The doctor told me that I should, Stop eating pot pies, Try some exercise, Pay him with cash, and not firewood.