LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Ron built an aquarium out of gingerbread, It didn't hold water and his fish are all dead, It may not be too soon, To say Ron's mi...

My pet goldfish Larry, only has one big fin, He swims real funny, when he surfaces for din, His bowl sits on the floor, Right behind the fro...

I kept my small, green pet guppy, in a wide mouth mason jar, Not much room to swim sideways, but he could swim up really far, One day, my gu...

Mommy says I can't have a puppy, unless I can keep a goldfish alive, So far that's not going well, no matter how hard I strive, Most...

There were too many guppies in the tank, They all soon died, and it stank, With a flush and a flow, To the septic they go, I'll buy more...