LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My weird brother-in-law, does not feel real, darn rosy, So, he piles into his pants pockets, some posey, He hasn't bathed in six weeks, ...

I put four acorns in my green, mint tea, That makes a bitter flavor taste for me, I chew needles of pine, So my breath smells fresh, fine, N...