LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Maynard practiced each day, and locked into playing, his Pan flute, He played a lot of copyright music, and got a lawsuit, Soon, Maynard was...

My oboe had too many holes, so I plugged some with chewing gum, Then when I played my oboe, it made a horrible, hissing hum, So, my music I ...

Harry didn't like playing harmony, but that's all they'd let him do, Although, Harry was acclaimed at playing the 13 hole kazoo,...

Jeffy Jerry cannot sing, But man, that guy can really ting, He tings his songs With copper tongs, And that is just his thing.