LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I made some special, chicken fondue, I only had enough, just for two, But, you wanted more, So, I tripped to the store, When I got back, you...

I invested heavily in hot stocks, I also bought some gold and silver rocks, I fretted my brain away, Until the end of the day, Always lookin...

I was on a great sand dune, Waiting for the rise of moon, Waited there all afternoon, Ate a cookie, macaroon, Need a toilet, please rise soo...