LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went outside and saw the great blue sky, I watched my neighbor's, big, fat piggies fly,  I hoped one would crash, Then its body I'...

Misty Maylox made herself look very pretty, She was going clubbing in the downtown city, After drinking champagne and wine, Misty danced rea...

Monday morning I am soar, I am tired and could sleep some more, I was a weekend rowdy, My mind is still cloudy, I can't remember how to ...

I decided to take a trip to the earth moon, My new spaceship, and I and my dog, named Baboon, My spaceship shifts by stick, We rode it there...

Because Donny's diet he darn, done quit, Donny's massive girdle did not quite fit, So Donny's fab brand new suit, Was a tailor...

I served punch in my fanciest bowl, In the bottom the bowl had a hole, That's where my punch would drain, On ma's carpet, it left a ...