LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My psychic told me not to fly, If I did she said I would surely die, So, I did not roam, I stayed at home, I was hit by a meteor from t...

My psychic told me not to eat out tonight, She said if I did I’d go blind; lose my sight, So, I made dinner at my house, Ate some tainted...

Weirdo, weirdo can you see all, Or are your psychic scenes a stall, Is there a chance? Your mind is full of romance, When she dumped you...