LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Tom's black eyed peas tasted delicious with butter and salt, Tom ate too much, so he puked, which caused his eating to halt, Tom then gu...

I knew this guy named Caesar, and he YouTubed making pizza pie, I joined him for a joint collab; my food was a greasy French fry, The pizza ...

Mabel is an influencer, but she can only influence pie, She'll influence the crust to be flaky, but then it is way too dry, Mabel got a ...

This morning for breakfast, I was served toast, bacon and eggs, I noticed in my eggs two sets of tiny chicken legs, The sight made me so ver...

I made a bread sandwich, included tomatoes and cheese, I made a fruity desert, included honey from bees, I made a coffee to drink, Drank ant...

I knew this fire breathing dragon, named Fred, He wouldn't eat anything, unless it was dead, In his belly, Fred did carry, A big, vast p...

There are potatoes in my stew, chilli and all my  soup, There are potatoes in my fridge, freezer, cupboards, closet, stoop, There are potato...