LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I googled my given name and what news did I find? I found my reputation has steadily declined, After work, washing dishes, On the beach, nea...

Jimmy had big bugs land all over his face, They ate off his pimples, and now he looks ace, Jimmy is now brat, That's where he is at, He ...

Why do they call it Florida, instead of Florido? Would you rather call it duh, or rhyme it with kangaroo?  Names should be real sweetie cute...