LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I have a pet protozoa named Drudge, He once was a powerful judge, But Drudge was so corrupt, His term ended, abrupt, Now he's a microbe ...

Politicians I look to all forcefully teach, You can solve most of your problems with a gallon of bleach, So, that's what I tried, ...

Politicians must start thinking with clarity, The earth is filled with the severed heads of kings, Who, managed their people with austerit...

They made a statue of my cousin who was a political engineer, He misbehaved but, got the roads paved all while drunk with beer, Kids wil...