LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

A satirical limerick was let loose, That helped to cook a Congressman’s goose, It made him look bad, So, he got really mad, And, banned ...

Politicians must start thinking with clarity, The earth is filled with the severed heads of kings, Who, managed their people with austerit...

There was an elephant all large and fat, The elephant knew where the peanuts were at, It kissed the big rears, Of the rich who inflict te...

There once was a banker named Mel, He was known as the banker from hell, He stole lots of money, And thought it was funny, He retired an...

The dingy donkey had its say, It kicked and he-hawed until we gave it it’s way, Now we have to starve, So steak the donkey can carve, An...

Governor Sneakers liked a good bribe, He ran for Governor to enrich his own tribe, He worked for only the elite, He talked up any deceit,...

There was a congresswoman named Belle, Her vote was always there to sell, She would take any bid, That's all that she did, That'...

There was an old banker named Gene, Everyone knew he was mean, He would charge huge fees, Put you down on your knees, His interest rates...