LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was an elephant all large and fat, The elephant knew where the peanuts were at, It kissed the big rears, Of the rich who inflict te...

There once was a banker named Mel, He was known as the banker from hell, He stole lots of money, And thought it was funny, He retired an...

The dingy donkey had its say, It kicked and he-hawed until we gave it it’s way, Now we have to starve, So steak the donkey can carve, An...

There was a congresswoman named Belle, Her vote was always there to sell, She would take any bid, That's all that she did, That'...

There was an old banker named Gene, Everyone knew he was mean, He would charge huge fees, Put you down on your knees, His interest rates...