LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went way downtown, and got me a pretty kitty cat, Kitty cats are very popular, some would say they're brat, At the kitty store, I boug...

In the election I don't know how to vote, All the politicians just seem so remote, I guess I'll vote for the best dancers, Maybe ...

My psychic told me I could be president, So off to the primaries I gleefully went, But, when I got there, They made fun of my hair, I gu...