LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Santa Claus rode on his red sleigh, Bringing presents on Christmas day, He couldn't hardly steer, His rowdy reindeer, Till he agreed...

There was an elephant all large and fat, The elephant knew where the peanuts were at, It kissed the big rears, Of the rich who inflict te...

The reign of kings and dictates of the state, Their engine speaks without review of choice, The masses, millions,live from fate to fate, ...

There was a congresswoman named Belle, Her vote was always there to sell, She would take any bid, That's all that she did, That'...

There was an old banker named Gene, Everyone knew he was mean, He would charge huge fees, Put you down on your knees, His interest rates...