LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went outside and saw the great blue sky, I watched my neighbor's, big, fat piggies fly,  I hoped one would crash, Then its body I'...

Why are my pigs so skinny and so small? Everyone else's pigs are so fat and so tall, My pigs are food spoiled, With soft eggs all boi...

I raised three pigs named Jason, They spent all their time horse-racing. One day they went bold, Their houses they sold, They lost big w...

A giant pickle laid on the ground, Worms hollowed it out but, the walls were still sound, Then, three little pigs, Made the pickle their ...

Maggie was a pig, who liked to really sue, If you looked at her wrong your court date was due, She would haul you in, Accuse you of sin, ...

THE CULTURAL PIG Flipper the pig was an odd sort of swine, He never drank spirits except for French wine, He listened to Bach, A...

There once was a chicken named Cam, She laid eggs that were all full of ham, But, the pigs on the farm, Said ham-eggs did them harm, So,...

There once was a man named Perkins, He loved eating sour Gherkins, He ate so many one night, His lips puckered up tight, It took days to...