LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My pigs became poltergeist haunting critters, They were all determined to give me the jitters, Because ham and bacon yesterday, Was their f...

I had a pig named Paul, He lived with the horses in a stall, He wouldn't live with the pigs, He did not like their digs, Paul was no...

LITTLE PIGGY, LITTLE PIGGY Little piggy, little piggy your cuteness is lame, You are not housebroken and therefor not tame, No matter how...

🐖🐖🐖My little pet pig ran off to be free,🐷🐷🐷 But, hunters got him as he hid in a tree,😱😭🐗 Not knowing his name was Sam,🐽🐽🐽 The hu...

There was a fat pig named Davey, He ate pork sausage and gravey, He once ran out of food, Became a real skinny dude, Then, bought all h...

Little Wiggins was a pig, Little Wiggins liked to dig, He tried digging through a concrete floor, Now Little Wiggins digs no more, He wo...

There was a nice pig named Clancy, He liked to dress up really fancy, He didn't get a thrill, By swimming in Swill, Besides he dated...

Barney was a pig with hands and feet, He thought cloven hooves did not look neat, But, with his feet and his hands, He could be eaten in ...

I stare, boar stares back, I see pork, boar sees chicken, Diner or dinner?

THE CULTURAL PIG Flipper the pig was an odd sort of swine, He never drank spirits except for French wine, He listened to Bach, A...

There once was a pig named Little Larry, He was a bachelor because his nostrils were hairy, No discriminating pig gal, Would make Little ...

I went on an archaeological dig, I thought I found a Mummy but just found a pig, He was wrapped up in fine linen, And the pig was a...