LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My pigs became poltergeist haunting critters, They were all determined to give me the jitters, Because ham and bacon yesterday, Was their f...

Everyone wonders "when pigs fly?," I happen to know it’s on the 4th of July,, They strap on firecrackers that night, Then, ...

Everyone wonders when pigs fly, I happen to know it’s on the 4th of July,, They strap on firecrackers that night, Then, they light them ...

A poke-a-dot pig with a long ponytail, Would dance until the all floor joists would fail, She went on a long cruise, For food, dancing an...

There was a nice pig named Clancy, He liked to dress up really fancy, He didn't get a thrill, By swimming in Swill, Besides he dated...

THE CULTURAL PIG Flipper the pig was an odd sort of swine, He never drank spirits except for French wine, He listened to Bach, A...

My pretty pet pig felt so forsaken, When her boyfriend was sold for back bacon, I fed her a lunch, It was bacon,” crunch, crunch”, She w...

There once was a fat pit named Sam, He feared he was fattened for ham, He acted real mean, To his owner, Colleen, So, she decided to sel...

There was a very big pig named Mortie, He was depressed because he turned forty, He ate cottage cheese and cheddar, The cheese made Morti...