LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The wisest fly on the pie, Knew to vacate after the flies caught my eye, And, as the wisest fly flew away, The others breathed my bug spr...

I went to sneak a piece of pie, But a candy bar caught my eye, To treat them both equal, I ate them together, not in sequel, The nex...

Deep, delicious radiant treat. My strawberry-rhubarb pie, Without its luster before my table seat, I would  crash and die, Strawbe...

I kept my baking powder very dry, So, I could bake my Apple pie, I use apples, cinnamon and cheese, I bake at 350 degrees, And, pile...