LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Randy ate a pair of pickles before bed, on a dare, But, then he tossed all night with a nasty nightmare, From his belly Randy dreamt, ...

My snow covered shack up on the hill, Came crashing down upon my still, It buried my corn, my sugar, my mash, It even buried two cans of ...

A giant pickle laid on the ground, Worms hollowed it out but, the walls were still sound, Then, three little pigs, Made the pickle their ...

This is the story of Billy Deed, He was in a giant pickle, Billy Deed was a pickle seed, He froze and became a pickle-sickle In the spr...

My snow covered shack up on the hill, Came crashing down upon my still, It buried my corn, my sugar, my mash, It even buried two cans of ...

It snowed and froze my pickle buds, Now my pickle blossoms are just cruds, And, it's so late in the season, This cold spring is a tre...