LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

When I sit down on my carpet I start to itch, I kind of blamed it on my little pooch, Mitch, But, maybe it is not my little dog, It...

Poem Gordo the goldfish grew a full set of teeth, He then ate his companions Julie and Keith, He sharpened his teeth on a fake coral reef...

I once bought a goldfish named Bugzy, He really liked to kiss and hugzy, He romanced my wife, That ruined my life, So I skinned him and made...