LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Just to pay my rent and car payment, I have to work long and hard,  I just can't make any minimum payment, on my bank, credit card, My C...

I went outside and got the mail, at the breaking of the dawn, It was no greeting card, but a notice I was overdrawn, I went to the bank, I w...

There was an old turtle and he fixed antique clocks, He charged a big price for fixing real old tick tocks. With mine, I paid on time, Each ...

I do all math using my fingers and toes, So twenty is the biggest number I knows, But the landlord wants more, Than just one single score, O...