LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Stevie liked his pastries full of pie-filling, He'd eat them all day if his belly was willing, But, he never did think, The pie filli...

I made a batch of cookies, and they turned out way too small, Someone told me they were cookie crumbs, and weren't cookies at all, From ...

Gnomes have been eating up my apple fritters, They seem to be evil, pastry eating critters, Gnomes, invade my home everyday, Upon my sweet p...

Jimmy liked to eat his pastry, Once he ate it way too hasty, He got a belly ache, And gaseous outtake, The burps were not all that tasty...