LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My local homemade hotdogs we call hounds, They taste really good and they sure put on the pounds, They give down staters a pause, Our ...

Dill pickles give Jerry a nasty gas, It takes so long for it to pass, It takes more than one day, That’s too long most say, From the mou...

There is no greater power than the Emperor of Beans, He has turned the heads and soiled the beds of emperors, kings and queen, No one can cl...