LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The creatures plot against me; those that live beneath the snow, They are watching my every move; when I come and go, The snakes, the rats, ...

I once became so paranoid, That I stopped eating glue, Because I thought it might contain, A horse or two I knew, I once became so para...

Paranoia is my best friend, It protects me from dangers that lie around every bend, For round each bend I just know, The boogeyman's ...

I wonder where my tools all went, Did the neighbor bring back the ones I lent? Did someone find my tools had quite an appeal, And, tak...