LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

There was a major impact on my front lawn, It was a strange creature from the Big Bang dawn, His name was Barry, He was real scary, He breat...

There was a mystery drone that landed on my trailer house, The drone crushed in the roof a bit, and caused an "eek!", from a mouse...

Because I used repurposed tin, My spaceship fell apart again, No trip out to Mars, Let alone the stars, A crashing spaceship is no win.

I was watching a big meteor flying at us from the sky, It was quite apparent that soon it would hit us, and we would die, Then a bright spac...

My spaceship disassembled as I journeyed toward the moon, They launched it in bad weather, and probably way too soon, It rattled really bad,...