LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I was fishing in a boat on a bay, when a unicorn swam in from the sea, The unicorn had four legs and a golden saddle, and was beckoning to m...

Trina went trolling out on a flat lake, with a big plastic worm, She kept her worm lure close to the boat, to watch the plastic worm squirm,...

I''m going out on the lake, that is famous for their loon, Gonna try to see one, while cruising on grandpa's, pontoon, The old m...

I lost another crappie fish, off my hook, It was a sneaky fish, and my worm he took, My rusty, old hook, ain't very sharp, Because I use...

Our outdoor potty seems far, far away, As the cold wind blows on this winter day, There is the old coffee can, Half filled by our cousin, An...

It was nearly, half past nine, That is prime tetherball time, I did battle, for first place, Then, I got whacked in the face, Now, through a...

Barry the blue boomerang, was tornadoed into space, Barry, the first space boomerang, had gained one famous face, With the good luck of the ...

Leon was sure he could trampoline all the way to mars, Leon fell off his trampoline and he visited the stars, The stars were red, green and ...

Because I ordered them through the mail, My cheese puffs arrived late and were stale, I used them for fish bait, And, caught me a soul mate,...

It's Saturday, and I don't know what to do, Maybe I will visit buffalo at the zoo, I guess I'll go to the beach, There, volleyba...

I had case of dengue fever, but methinks it went away, I caught it from a beaver, I kissed, while boating on the bay, Catching it was one ba...

My mean e-scooter ran far, far away, And, left me laying in the road today, He went so scary fast, Left me wearing a cast, I'm gonna sue...

I used the mighty Dardevle to catch me a big fish, It was an enormous pike, and was a bucket list wish, It darn near snapped, my wire line, ...

Terry bought some pretty blue balls to play the four square game, Terry thought his pretty blue balls, would bring his game some fame, But w...

I lost my teeth playing tetherball, That smack in my face should have been a foul call, They almost called my next of kin, And, the gu...

I hooked a fish out in the weeds, For that is where the big fish feeds, He fought and tangled, And, my line angled, That battle is a...