LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The pogo stick competition has grown in reputation, For the pogo stick sport is a hopping sensation, Pogo stick competition is everywher...

I built a little, tin shack to live in, down by the river, The dirt floor grows moss and mold, and the cold tin makes me shiver, When the ri...

I climbed a massive mountain up to where the air is way, too thin, I made it to the top, which I considered a heroic win, Then my breathing ...

I was cross-country skiing, when in some deep hole, I was downed, I woke a big grisly bear, and up on her back feet, she bound, She gave me ...

I ran my new bicycle into a big maple tree, I lost all my front teeth, and some stored brain cell history, In the hospital bed, I bled, From...

It took me a total of 6-7 days, To find a local job, that in real money, pays, Down at the local sand beach, I'm now called, "volle...

 Big Hank, he be nimble on the competitive pogo stick, Hank's massive body will pogo down hard, then bounces up quick, Hank fuels up wit...

Today, I went Fall surfing, and ooh, the water, it was so cold, I progressed along my age timeline, 100 years; I feel old, Now I have a big,...

They disputed my final fish weigh-in, and I lost the 1st place, and cash prise, The prise was $10,000 dollars, that brought a million tears ...

My friend, had a big, pretty yellow, sailboat, It was pretty new, because it still could float, We sailed one day, Up to Saginaw Bay, That...

I was on some wicked water skies, When attacked by vicious honey bees, The bees attacked my pale, naked knees, The poison made my leg muscle...

I use to play pickleball, Then I had a trip and a fall, After the hospital cost, My nest egg was lost, That's when I gave my lawyer a ca...

Danny was a grocer; ten times a millionaire, He thought himself a big shot; he figured he was there, So he bought a big boat, To join the ya...

Sammy use to work on teeth, Until he married his best friend, Keith, They honeymoon-snorkeled a coral reef, While snacking on a can of beef,...

On my fish stringer there were fish that were without hope, They splash around on the stringer, I guess that's how they cope, It's...