LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I watched a rat dance; figured it was too much for me, There was too much fast movement, and sort of silly, I gave it a real try, Broke my h...

I failed all my finals and flunked out of college school, I went to work for my uncle, who does dye and tool, In my 40th year, Claimed my pe...

I went to the city theatre, which was located downtown, They wouldn't let me in, so I called the manager a bad noun, Although I have no ...

I ordered from an AI, my dinner online, The AI took my order and I thought all was fine, I ordered chicken and fries, Got pancakes and fried...

I went to Montreal to see the buildings and the beautiful sites, But I had trouble speaking French, because I lack some brights, At restaura...