LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My orchestral instrument is the tin spoon, The guy sitting next chair, blows a wood bassoon, When spoon hits bassoon wood, The sound is most...

My oboe had too many holes, so I plugged some with chewing gum, Then when I played my oboe, it made a horrible, hissing hum, So, my music I ...

Harry didn't like playing harmony, but that's all they'd let him do, Although, Harry was acclaimed at playing the 13 hole kazoo,...

Jeff got out his Vaseline, to grease his cornet slide, Jeff used the slide to stay in tune, so he could blow with pride, Jeff was so proud t...

I could not play my toot, toot, toot, My trumpet was broken but, not my flute, Hence, I sounded a peep, peep, peep, Which made the conduc...

I could not play my toot, toot, toot, My trumpet was broken but, not my flute, Hence, I sounded a peep, peep, peep, Which made the conduc...