LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Because my cherry trees are all blooming, They will make fine cherries, I am assuming, I'll have food to eat, They will be a treat, I...

I brought home an elephant, but I think I'll take him back, The first thing he did was tear the walls off of my shack, Then he knocked d...

There's a sad looking bear under my apple tree, He ain't eating apples, he's waiting for me, I'd give him a hug, And pull hi...

I went out to pick some juicy pears, And, had to fight off sixteen bears, Then, a wolf pack gave me meany stares, I said, "come get me,...