LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I had a stuffed Teddy bear with a very long string, And, when I'd pull it the full Figaro Opera he'd sing, But, he wasn't al...

I heard Mozart played on a didgeridoo, It was something different, something quite new, I heard The Magic Flute, On a doo, not a toot, The d...

My dog has become quite the scaredy, He hides when I play Aida by Verdi, As the trumpet march solo begins, My dog's on needles and pi...