LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I was caught in my very first major haboob, I lost all my internet and had no YouTube, I felt my sad heart race When there was no MySpace, I...

The sun sank down and burned up the Autumn, red trees, That made birdies chirp, and it stirred up the sweet bees, The bees moved their caram...

Because Big Frank's language was  horribly, despised, Frank  got his number one channel, demonetized, Frank should have been nice, More ...

I cannot call it social media, because I get blocked all the time, How can I be real social, when each thing I say, is an internet crime, I ...

When I woke and worked out, my big mouth got me constantly canned, Now my foul tongue waving, language, got this internet boy, banned, The p...

The internet is nasty, and I got told off in several, meanie ways,   I was harassed daily by mean emojis, and trolled with fake, sarcastic p...

Trina tried to Rat Dance, but mixed up her two, small feet, Then Trina fell, hard down, and got bruises on her seat, Trina shed a tiny tear,...

I foretold that the end of the world was near, During my lunch, when I ran out of sweet, root beer, The internets are now trending, Predicti...

Dingo The Dino, did social channel colab, With Dave Man The Caveman, and the results were fab, Dingo gained some fame, And moneyed his name,...

Alden did a Tuesday podcast on making a nice, lemon tea, He thought he would get a million watchers, but all he got was me, I had to scoff, ...

I lived during the great, strange time of the memes, Some were silly and funny, others caused screams, But I am not going there, I fear the ...

I knew this guy named Caesar, and he YouTubed making pizza pie, I joined him for a joint collab; my food was a greasy French fry, The pizza ...

I am a little blogger, but I think that my blogging is done, I published over a million blogs, and no one has read a one. I know my blogs mi...

My roommate lives on the dole, He never sweeps the floor, He never cleans the toilet bowl, Or, flushes anymore, My roommate lives just ...

There was a poison filled serpent underneath a pretty granite rock, I thought I'd find a stick and clobber him, and record it for Tik To...

I have made a peanut butter post, Taught people how to spread it on toast, Next post, it's my fruit jelly, It's both chewy and smell...

I decided to buy a new front door, But, it's too far to the nearest door store, I bought a door through the mail, It was delivered by sn...

Before Benny went back to school, he said, "bye", to Winston Church, Winston is a parakeet, who sits and poops upon his perch, Ben...

I got told off, and it was bitter, By a bot troll, trolling Twitter, They said I was a stupid quitter, Said I should shut up, or I'd get...

I went into the parlor to listen to some Bach, I then ordered dinner when, I noticed the tic-tok, The TV talked sedition, As I consumed my n...