LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I put four acorns in my green, mint tea, That makes a bitter flavor taste for me, I chew needles of pine, So my breath smells fresh, fine, N...

Jimmy had cracker explosions for the 4th Of July, He ate olive  bologna with sauerkraut on rye, So with each sky boom, boom, Jimmy let off a...

Went out to the woods to bang me a beast, I sat downwind, where he'd smell me the least, He snuck up tippy toe, He was near, I didn'...