LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

The rip tide is pulling this pig, out to the deep sea, Where all the great killer sharks will be waiting for me, They'll see my pink bel...

When swimming amongst creatures known as, whale, The alpha one has the much longer tail, Watch where the tails splash, They can squash you t...

The little titmouse flew out to sea, And boarded a ship in the Pirate Navy, With the captain to thank, The titmouse moved up in rank, To Mid...

I went to do a river dance, and I almost drowned, The river swept me off my feet, and twisted me round and round, Then when I thought my bod...