LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went to.visit my friend, Tuna Fish, and it set off my nose alarm, A tuna needs deodorant under each fin, like a human does, each arm, More...

Four toads went tubing across the waves, Three of them found deep water graves, Splash splash, oh, hark, Sounds like a shark, The fourth toa...

There is a big, mighty, green sea serpent, and his name is Moe,🐉 He swims alongside everywhere, my little boat will go,🚣 Sometimes I get r...

I got attacked by a big bull shark, and he chewed off both of my legs, My best buddy Rusty, found some hickory, and whittled me two pegs, Th...

I'm a fabulous, little squid, I take pride in all that I did, I love meatballs, I wear long shawls, That way I keep my squid parts hid.

A shark circled me, while watched by his mummy, I thought the shark was another reef bummy, He got right up in my face, So I sprayed him wit...

I was a ship captain and, my ship sank out on the sea, The only two survivors were my parrot Norm, and me, We swam to a deserted island spot...

Barry was really young and very skinny, So to him, the extreme heat was a winny, His parents would whine, But, Barry felt extra fine, Until,...

The Little Crawdad, that is me, I swim with the fish in the sea, When my day is done, I catch myself one, So I can have a kipper with tea.

Sammy use to work on teeth, Until he married his best friend, Keith, They honeymoon-snorkeled a coral reef, While snacking on a can of beef,...