LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

My sassy, little monkey's name was Mayberry-Dean, She ate all her dinner, but got gassed up by the bean, We made her stay ten feet away,...

Some people push a theory that the universe is made of strings, I completely disagree, the verse is made of just pretty things, It's mad...

My beautiful blue teddy bear sat in a tire swing, He doesn't really swing, because he cannot do a thing, I drag his butt out and around,...