LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

In my pretzel past, I was an overeater, I ate pretzel snacks with a pop, 1.5 liter, With all the pretzels I ate, I gained plenty of weigh...

Oliver was always trying to insist, To eat the things not on his diets list, His body was so round, His health was unsound, He didn'...