LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

A space-man built a pyramid ship in the middle of my backyard, Then, he told me to stay away from it, and he posted a robot guard, But, ...

You know, I only have three fingers; I only have three toes, I come from the distant, planet Mars, and that's just how it goes, We are b...

I went far off into space to find me a livable moon, I wanted to move to a nice, warm moon, and move there real soon, I found one that was p...

I'm shooting a world killing missile to Mars, To blast it into one trillion, sweet candy bars, With tasty bars to eat, I'll quit ove...

Jimmy moved all the way to Mars, but he did not like it there, Until he met a nice, large friend, called the Margarita Bear, The Bear worked...

Invaders from space built a massive pyramid in my yard, It was a marker for spacecraft, so landings were soft, not hard, Then I thought ...

I think that I'd better hide, There are space aliens glowing outside, I've got nothing to fear, Unless, I think life dear, But, I...

I decided to take a trip to the earth moon, My new spaceship, and I and my dog, named Baboon, My spaceship shifts by stick, We rode it there...

I beat my swords into ploughshares  but, kept a few spears, For fear space aliens might crop-circle my ears, I figure my pointy sticks, Show...

There once was a planet, way out in space, They loved their plastics, even put them in their face, But plastic poisons the inside, All life ...

It's really dirty in outer space, And with microgravity I have one cluttered place, Everything floats in the air, I need some home...