LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

Mr. Murphy has a unique nose, Although he's fifty, it still grows, At a boxing event, He got his big nose bent, And after the pub, his n...

Daddy bought and sold things, like human lungs and human hearts, There's a lot of old rich people needing many new parts, There was an o...

"Whatever floats their boat", Was daddy's favorite quote, He went up the river, Sold kidneys and liver, Delivered in a dry ice...

I went to see Jerry at his lair, I owed Jerry money; he was a bear, It's kinda funny, Jerry didn't want my money, He ate my liver an...

Chef made the bestest ever, kidney pie, It was so delicious, I asked chef,"why?" Chef said he made kidneys appeal, By wrapping wit...