LIMERICKS AND STUFF By Leigh Collin Brandt

I went out to the barn and what surprise did I find, A bear waiting out there, like a hunter in a blind, He waited there just for me,  He po...

Barney the big horned buffalo, put on some purple underwear,  He did not like being naked, because all the girls would stare, One girl buffa...

I dropped my solar lamp into the lake, while forest camping,  Now I fear the inner wires will need major revamping, In the dark tent, my bod...

I heard a loud pound, pound, pounding on my door in back, It was a grizzly bear, wanting his afternoon snack, The old grizzly wanted me, To ...

I looked down from a bridge, and saw a huge dinosaur, He was fighting a grizzly; it was an animal war, The big grisly got on top, Gave old d...

I walked to the other side of the lake, and a lion was there, He started eyeing me real good, as did his buddy, the big bear, I took my walk...

A bear wandered up my driveway, and ate a couple of my kids, My wife, she got extremely hysterical, I just thought, "good rids", T...

The rabbit with the candy basket, was being chased by the bear, The poor rabbit had candy falling from the basket, everywhere, The bear was ...

They may smile, and seem quick to please, Those bears skulking out beyond the trees, They want a nice warm meal, Walking meat has appeal, Wh...

Randy went out hunting in the woods with a spear, All Randy did with the spear was scare the poor deer, Along came a bear, And she did not s...

Bill liked his pork chops, he ate them sit times a day, Bill raised his own pigs, and saved money that way, One day Bill's heart, it sto...

The bear put shiny tinsel on his toes, Wherever he travels, the tinsel goes, No one will dare, Making fun of that bear, Or, they be counting...

There was a polar bear in my yard, He was eating my neighbor, Mr. Gerard, When the white bear was done, He ate Gerard's son, That hit gr...

There's a sad looking bear under my apple tree, He ain't eating apples, he's waiting for me, I'd give him a hug, And pull hi...

Sally was an herbivore, She ate bark and twigs and leaves, She tried eating a wild boar, That gave her stomach heaves, Her boyfriend Di...